“Ok- you ready to grab your tissues??? My boots are so pathedic that Rosanne called and said I should take my 1990 imitation doc marten clunkers I call boots and take a hike. No seriously, why do my boots have off terrain threads for soles? I live in a climate that doesnt even snow, more or less need an off terrain grips. My boots are so desperate for a pair of these hot rocker Rider Bandits they are basically screaming wif pain.

Please heal this embarassment I call my only pair of boots.

Much Much appreciated.

Luff”